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It's talkies while you go walkies!



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Published Date: 01 August 2008
WALKIES! The Edinburgh Festival Voluntary Guides are on the march again. They'll be escorting folks, from home and abroad, down the Royal Mile on walking tours these next four Mondays.
For free. These volunteers love the job because they love the city and delight in telling people all about the Royal Mile.

Guides depart Cannonball House, yards from the Esplanade, en route for Holyrood between 10-11am every day except Sunday a
nd between 2-3pm every afternoon.

I have to hope the walkers will be advised to cover their eyes when they pass any of the too many shops shamelessly flogging "authentic Scottish" tat.

Chairman of the EFVGA in its 60th year David Strachan, a former head teacher at Bruntsfield school, asks me to plug the guides' free illustrated talks on Wednesday evenings at eight in the hallowed City Chambers. See where city councillors scoff their austerity lunches. Posterity, perhaps?

All in the timing
Times, and I mean financial times, would be insufferably bad for the Jazz Festival were it not for its sponsors. Among them this year, the St James's Place Partnership, the wealth management specialists headquartered in moneybags Melville Street.

They brought one of the festival's biggest acts, singer-pianist Buddy Greco, from California to the Queen's Hall for what might well prove to be his farewell to the UK.

Says St James's senior partner George Barrett: "We are delighted to support the jazzfest and we could well be back next year. A positive pleasure for me to meet an icon like Mr Greco in person."

Hill of an idea
Windmills on my mind. Your son or daughter's leaving school and job-hunting. Don't put them in banking, insurance or, God forbid, the civil service. Have them get a degree in wind turbine dynamics.

We're going to need 7000 of these damned blots on the landscape to boost the nation's energy supply.

Don't want to put the wind up you, there's one coming soon to a hill near you . . . Calton Hill, Blackford Hill, Corstorphine Hill, Shrub Hill. To Church Hill, even.





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  • Last Updated: 01 August 2008 8:45 AM
  • Source: Edinburgh Evening News
  • Location: Edinburgh
  • Related Topics: John Gibson
 
1

Joe Smith.,

Moscow 01/08/2008 13:36:06

John Gibson (or John Douglas)

"St James's Place Partnership, the wealth management specialists headquartered in moneybags Melville Street."

John - is this page an advertorial?
2

John R. Douglas,

01/08/2008 15:21:09



Mr Gibson (or Mr Smith in Moscow) has again produced news that you won't read anywhere else and again is applauded for excellent work!
3

Sands,

01/08/2008 15:27:47
Mr Douglas How can Mr Smith in Moscow be you?

He's not on some freebie lunch somewhere promising the owner for a free plug can he get some more freebies. It is well known that you Mr Gibson/ Mr Douglas are responsible for these cheesy "threads" Think thats journo speak you used yesterday.
4

Joe Smith.,

Moscow 01/08/2008 15:28:52

JR Douglas - you say that every time you post here. It's like a Groundhog Day of effusive praise.

Why not tell us something new, and prove that you are not a Gibson Praise Macro
5

Joe Smith.,

Moscow 01/08/2008 15:33:29

#3 Closest I got to a free meal lately was a booklet of McDonalds money off coupons. Bleeding things went out of date before I could use 'em.

6

Gorgieslums,

01/08/2008 15:37:24
I think the rate card for appearing in Gibbo's column is as follows:

(i) brief tangential mention - 1 x Greggs steak bake
(ii) plug during incoherent ramble - 1 x Hibs ticket
(iii) fullsome praise - 1 x pair socks
(iv) grovelling endorsement - all of the above plus signed Tattoo programme.
7

Joe Smith.,

Moscow 01/08/2008 15:57:05

#6

It might be worth playing Gibbo Bingo with that list.
8

I love to eat Sellotape,

01/08/2008 16:13:13
Has anyone else noted that Mr Douglas never comments on anything specific in this column? It's always generic praise, something that could be used for any column "Gibbo" writes.

9

tomias,

Edinburgh 01/08/2008 17:26:10
Five stars today- and I bought hard copy today which I carefully perused on the 42( still running as per schedule) J G I repeat does not do this e-mailing site.
His essays contribute to a serious pre panning schedule for future students of Edinburgh life-
Jealousy rives the add ons here which should and will be read by future historians- as youse lot will be adjudged jounalistic "schemmies".
Fringe well up and running- weather this pm excellent
Kind regards all
Tomais
10

Joe Smith.,

Moscow 01/08/2008 17:36:05

Tomias aka Tomais - you and JR Douglas sure seem to know a lot about what Gibson does or doesn't read.

I'm beginning to wonder if there isn't a conspiracy going on here:

"Schwartz begins work as a filing clerk for LesterCorp at their offices in the Mertin Flemmer building in Manhattan. Lestercorp's offices are located on floor 7½—wedged between the 7th and 8th floors, 7½'s ceilings are so low the employees cannot stand upright ("Low overhead," Schwartz's boss quips). While working here Schwartz discovers a mysterious portal in a wall, which when entered transports him into the consciousness of journo John Gibson, allowing him to observe the world through the eyes of his host for about 15 minutes before being thrown into a ditch adjacent to the New Jersey Turnpike. Schwartz demonstrates his discovery to Maxine, a co-worker with whom he is obsessed, and she takes control and proposes the two form a business to sell the experience of being John Gibson at $200 a pop.

--------------------------------------------

As for being adjudged "jounalistic schemmies", all I can say is that these future historians should learn how to spell before casting aspersions.
11

Joe Smith.,

Moscow 01/08/2008 17:38:56

#9 - "pre panning schedule" - I take it you mean "trepanning schedule" ?
12

John R. Douglas,

01/08/2008 18:26:59


Just as long as Mr Gibson gets this kind of reaction you can be sure he will continue to write it. John Gibson is the man who can't be ignored from the slums of Gorgie to Red Square !
13

tomias,

Edinburgh 01/08/2008 18:49:52
Good
14

senza nome,

01/08/2008 19:37:21
Tomias's real name is Tom Reilly.That is a fact.
15

Joe Smith.,

Moscow 02/08/2008 17:17:26

Tomias's real name is Gibbo.

 

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