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Joke of the Day



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Published Date: 23 April 2008
Asked why she never married, the elderly woman replied: "I have a dog that growls, a parrot that swears, a fireplace that smokes and a cat that stays out all night. Why should I want a husband?"
R J B Leith

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  • Last Updated: 23 April 2008 9:49 AM
  • Source: Edinburgh Evening News
  • Location: Edinburgh
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