AT the christening of a baby boy the vicar asks the husband and wife: "What's the child's name."
"Orson," says the wife. The vicar says: "Are you sure, Mrs Cart?"
Mrs C Smith, Assynt Bank, Penicuik, MidlothianIf you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburghnews.com
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