My brother read a book about Davy Crockett. He said: "Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?"
I said, "No, I didn't."
He said, "Well he did you know. He had a right ear, a left ear and a wild frontear."
Emma Bailey, Penicuik"I have good news and bad news," a defence barrister told his client. "First the bad news. T
he blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene."
"Oh, no!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"
"Your cholesterol is down to 140."
David Hunter, CorstorphineAn insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. "Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow," he said. "What would you get?"
"Oh, a Labrador I think," replied the housewife.
Evan Peters, BruntsfieldTwo cockroaches were eating rubbish. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless." "Please," said the other, "not while I'm eating!"
Eddie Marks, Livingston• If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail:
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