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Joke of the day



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Published Date: 23 August 2008
A MAN was out walking in the country when he saw a little girl struggling to drive a cow along the road.
He asked her what she was doing and she said: "I've got to take this cow to the bull."

"Couldn't your father do that?" asked the man.

The little girl replied: "Oh no, it has to be the bull."

Craig Black
Stenhouse.

An elderly man was reminiscing to his young granddaughter about his wartime experiences.

He said: "I fought in Africa, in Italy and in Germany. I fought with Montgomery, with Wavell and with Alexander."

His granddaughter looked up at him and said: "Couldn't you get on with anybody, Grandpa?"

Alex Paterson
Lochend Road
Edinburgh

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher says "Spit that gum out", but a train says "Chew chew".

John Allen
Portobello

What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?

Stinkerbell

Karen Crawford
Leith Walk

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  • Last Updated: 23 August 2008 10:49 AM
  • Source: Edinburgh Evening News
  • Location: Edinburgh
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Unimpressed one,

23/08/2008 15:25:04
A man is drinking water from a highland burn with his cupped hand. A local man notices him and shouts," Ye should'na be drinking frae there man, it's full o' cow pi*sh and keek."

At that the man looks up and says, "I'm sorry old timer but I'm English and can't understand you, would you care to speak sense?"

The highlander replies," I said use twa hands, ye'll get get mair water"


 

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