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Scots deer are giving up prize assets to aid China's Olympians



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Published Date: 21 August 2008

FROM deep within the glens, Scotland's gamekeepers are supplying a secret ingredient which may explain why China's athletes have surged to the top of the Olympics gold-medal table.
Gamekeepers reveal today for the first time that they are exporting a secret weapon to China – the "pizzle" from Scottish deer.

Athletes use the male animal's sexual organ to boost stamina and for its alleged anti-inflammatory, immune stimulant and injury-healing properties.

Deputations of Chinese pizzle traders have been visiting the Highlands to view the deer, regarded as the most virile in the world, and have been training Scottish game dealers on how to process the parts for export.

The deer is a symbol of health and longevity in oriental medicine, with the first mention of their by-products noted more than 2,000 years ago.

Alastair Lyon, 42, head keeper on the Ralia and Milton Estate, confirmed the trade was part of the gamekeeping world. He said: "Stalkers sell off all the bits and the game dealer takes the carcase."

More than 100,000 deer out of an estimated 750,000 in Scotland are culled each year to prevent the herd and other animals starving to death.

Christian Nissen, managing director of Highland Game, venison and game dealers in Dundee, whose company received training from the Chinese, said: "The meetings with the Chinese have been one of the most interesting negotiations I have ever had.

"Every processor has the responsibility to attempt to sell as much of the carcase as possible.

"The pizzles are creating an extra income for the estate, just like the meat."

The pizzles, which are frozen or dried before export, are rich in protein, vitamins, calcium, magnesium and hormones and low in cholesterol.

Pizzles can be consumed in various ways – defrosted and eaten; mixed with alcohol, which is then drunk; served in soup; or dried and made into capsules or a paste.

One of the many Chinese athletes who use old-style remedies is Yao Ming, the star basketball player who said in April he would use traditional medicine to aid his recovery from ankle surgery. He said: "There is no reason to dismiss it. It's been used in our country for thousands of years."

Katrina Candy, head of media and education at the Game and Wildlife Conservation Trust in Scotland, said: "This is another example of how sought-after Scottish game is and how every part of the beast is useful and nothing goes to waste."

Finlay Clark, secretary of the Association of Deer Management Groups, an independent body representing those who manage Scotland's deer populations, said: "I have never tried it, but if there are any Scots athletes who want to give it a go I'm sure we could arrange it. However, I'm sure our gold medals have been won by sheer dedication and hard work."




The full article contains 484 words and appears in The Scotsman newspaper.
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  • Last Updated: 21 August 2008 8:35 AM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
 
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21/08/2008 00:16:41
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Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 21/08/2008 01:15:50

Soo this is where all is going 'tawaly' for us in the,..
'Baby Making Department'

Recipe Please Boy Wonder!

And 'Hey' You 'Stags' better watch yer antlers!

Charlie Boy, is coming to get ya! :D
3

Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 21/08/2008 01:24:08

ME; Honey Pie!! Wheres my Gun Darling!,??

DYW; "ARE YOU WANTING LOCKED UP HUSBAND",?

ME; NO Honey Pie, only want to make Babies!

DYW; "YOU BEING STUPID OR SOMETHING",?

ME; err NO!

DYW; "IF YOU DONT STOP YOUR NONSENSE, THATS IT!"

ME; :(((((((((
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Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 21/08/2008 01:26:07

Worth a try,...'HUH'? :D
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Lanna,

21/08/2008 01:37:38
#1 HC,
haha, so true!

Charles,
settle doon auld mon! ;)
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Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 21/08/2008 02:12:54

Lanna ~5,

Whilst I love your posts and your name,

Less of the "auld" Please! :)

I am not, 'Past-it-Yet' as one says, Boy Wonder that is! :(
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Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 21/08/2008 02:22:11

Look at that 'Sad old Deer' in the Picture, just waiting to be 'Shot'!

Like ME being 'Shot' by the Scotsman News Posters!

'Dumbo the Elephant' with BIG SAD EYES is going,..

'Beddy Byes' now! :(((

Yours Sadly

Charles Linskaill.
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Tom in Belmont,

Belmont 21/08/2008 02:50:39
Ain't we livin' in wonderful age?

Them that ain't got, can at least buy.

I've heard of ball sports, but this is ridickulous.

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Lanna,

21/08/2008 03:49:05
#6 Charles,
dinna fash yersel, I meant nuthin by it. Anyhoo, auldjin or no, makes no difference...well, unless you consider Boy Wonder... ;) and, not to outshine BW's recipes, but here ya go...


Absolutely Absolut Hunter:

Ingredients:
4.0 cl Absolut Vodka
2.0 cl Jagermeister
5.O gr Stag bits

Directions: Mix vodka, jagermaister, Stag bits,
pour in a shot glass. DRINK.
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Tom in Belmont,

Belmont 21/08/2008 03:57:14
Maybe old Mashimaro will join in - we can enjoy bangers and Mash!

Surely even he would laugh at the absurd notions of sympathetic magic that underlie this Olympic "treat".
11

SOFBTRC,

Far, far from Glasgow 21/08/2008 04:12:43
All that Scottish stag pizzle and former 110m hurdles champ Liu Xiang still couldn't get his leg over.
12

Tatties ower the side,

Johannesburg 21/08/2008 05:24:39
I hope George Burley is reading this.....
13

JSP,

O'Connor 21/08/2008 05:49:36
Is this why the Japanese hunt whales?
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Black Five,

edinburgh 21/08/2008 05:51:25
Bunch of idiots.
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21/08/2008 06:20:29
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Joak,

THE WORRRRLD 21/08/2008 06:56:50
How does the song go....." at the ball, at the ball, at the ball o' Kirriemuir" or should it be plural..hmm...
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Beth Boyle,

NY 21/08/2008 06:57:53
Dang I missed my chance I could have smuggled some deer pizzles home last summer and not its too late!
18

Rulesbutnotrulers,

Federation, not separation 21/08/2008 07:29:28
Let Alex feed this stuff to Scots athletes; then stand well back and watch.
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Boy Wonder,

21/08/2008 07:38:52
Never one to disappoint my fans ....

Stag Pizzle Stew

1 pound of stag pizzle
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the pizzle, then drain and clean
(doesn't say how you clean a pizzle. Not sure a guy would know since this puizzle is, well . . . never mind).
Place the pizzle in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the pizzle slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

This recipe is taken from The Two Fat Ladies, Full Throttle by Clarissa Dickson and Jennifer Paterson. New York, Clarkson Potter, c1998

The ladies say this was originally a Jewish recipe from Marcelle Thomal.

Apparently innards, including pizzle, once played a major role in Jewish cooking.

I've met Clarissa a few times. Not a lady you want to cross!

The Hootsmon won't allow me to writ "pen is" as one word ... but it doesn't stop them, does it? Blithering idiots!
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Boy Wonder,

21/08/2008 07:50:09
I hope the 94 year-old Chuckles Linskaill gives this a try. If the Chinese are right ... even at his advanced age, he will reign in priapic glory in the bedroom! :D
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Angoos,

Baku, Azerbaijan 21/08/2008 08:06:29
"Gamekeepers reveal today for the first time that they are exporting a secret weapon to China – the "pizzle" from Scottish deer."

Absolute tosh !! I read an article similar to this (probably in this same newspaper) over two years ago !!

Scotsman doing their bit for the environment and giving us more "recycled garbage"
22

commonsense,

Ordering Take Away 21/08/2008 09:25:39
And to think, that I thought the best was "The Dogs Boll--ks"
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commonsense,

21/08/2008 09:40:06
"The Deer's Pizzle" doesn't have the same ring to it, somehow, but it might catch on now!!
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tassiestag,

rosebery 21/08/2008 09:40:31
well may the doubters laugh,the scots hae been using beasties bits tae gain an advantage oe,r the english for centuries........whit dae ye think gaes intae a haggis?
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AJ Fife,

21/08/2008 09:43:38
Can you inject the stuff(so to speak)?

It could take over from heroin, if it's as good as they say it is!
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21/08/2008 10:07:45
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Scotsbloke,

Edinburgh 21/08/2008 10:09:29
So the Chinese are allowed this stimulant yet others get done for drugs?
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Rabhairt,

Cannons Creek Australia 21/08/2008 10:09:34
Whats the matter with Viagra?....they now make it in a biscuit, it won't help you but it stops your biscuit going soft when you dunk it in your tea.
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Jacqueline Hyde ,

On the shelf 21/08/2008 10:14:08
Coq au vin?
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commonsense,

Somewhere Else 21/08/2008 10:28:32
#29
As with Niagra,it eventally Falls.
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Deamhain,

Aberdeenshire 21/08/2008 11:30:29
I understand it to be expensive stuff though. One Aberdeenshire gamie was heard to state that 'thon pizzle's affa dear'
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FLUB,

a rocky outcrop in eastern central Scotland 21/08/2008 12:09:03
So, if the consumption of genitalia is good for you, (as I've often pointed out to previous and the present Mrs. Flub) does that tie in with the car stickers that say "I love Tongue"?

;-)
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Joanna,

Cambs, England 21/08/2008 12:36:32
Don't know if anyone else saw it but the BBC have been doing a few pieces about sports that used to be in the Olympics. Apparently in the 1920s the shooting competitors used to shoot at live deer - you can hardly believe it now. There was no mention of what they did with the pizzles afterwards.

Swimming underwater, rope-climbing and long jump from standing still were also events.
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G,

dundy 21/08/2008 12:44:37
"So the Chinese are allowed this stimulant yet others get done for drugs?"

Two points - it is a food stuff and therefore is unlikely to be banned - and there is absolutely no evidence that it works - this idea that eating the much manly part of a virile animal will make you like them is shamanism or soul-stealing.....
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TimW1234,

Ottawa, Canada 21/08/2008 13:03:58
Boy Wonder

You were indeed privileged to meet Clarissa Dickson Wright. I enjoyed the show and the recipes were lip-smacking and could be adapted for healthier eating since they were laden with lard and butter and cream, etc.

It was unfortunate that Jenninfer Paterson had to die and therefore no further series were made. But Jennifer was smoking and joking and sipping cocktails (perhaps not a word to use in the context of this newsitem) up until the end.

Boy Wonder, where would you find your local purveyor of stag pizzle and would he look askance at your esoteric request?
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Ananurhing,

21/08/2008 13:16:42
The benefits of this traditional medicine have long been known in the Highlands. Traditionally used with antlers strapped to your head.( Brace yourself Angusina and dispense wi' yon goonie) It's now mass produced by 'Pfizzle' under the brand name 'Yeehagra'.
It does have side effects though. If you go on the pizzle too much, you just get into a rut!

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Partan,

Fife 21/08/2008 13:32:55
#29 Rabhairt
Also available as Viagra eyedrops.
They don't do much for your sex life but they make you look hard.
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H215,

New York 21/08/2008 14:00:22
Don't know why the writer is making this business sound so fun. Its been reported for years, all around the world, that many species are being hunted to the point of extinction just to supply "folk medicine" to Chinese men. Rhinos and tigers in particular are vanishing because of this.

Yes, folk medicine is charming and folkloric and diverse and enriches us with its rich cultural heritage. But parts of it are also nothing but faith-based treatments that ruin the ecosystems of 3rd World countries for rich Chinese men wanting more sex. So much for charm.

Personally, I've been saying for years that the Chinese govt should do one of its social engineering campaigns that "Powerful men chose Viagra; only losers use animal parts." Or at least "Real men only use sustainably-harvested animal parts."
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nolimits,

Kamloops BC 21/08/2008 14:08:59
Don't know about the pizzle but how about the prairie oysters? Yum!
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Travis,

Chicago 21/08/2008 14:19:39
Charles, God love ya!

I can now say I have heard damn near everything. I knew us Scots were good for something! Wonders if it would help husband?
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Jayson Walker,

Western USA 21/08/2008 16:08:49
Let me see if I can get this correct.. it is ILLEGAL to hunt deer in the UK, for they are the "king's" yet they must "cull the herd" to keep it from starving, AND they PAY some idiots to raise AND kill them.. And you guys have the TEMERITY to say Americans are 'stupid'?
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Joanna,

21/08/2008 16:28:24
42

We don't have a King - so yes you are being a bit stupid.

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Joanna,

Cambs, England 21/08/2008 16:39:00
42

All you need to know about the legal hunting of deer in Scotland is on this website:

http://www.deerstalkingscotland.co.uk/

Have a quick peek at that before you post something stupid again.
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Benjamin,

Dresden 21/08/2008 16:50:40
Oh.... That's just not right.....
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Ananurhing,

21/08/2008 17:02:51
#42 Jayson Walker,Western USA 21/08/2008 16:08:49
"Let me see if I can get this correct.. "

No coconut this time I'm afraid Jayson!
Want to try again?
I think you'll find the deer manage to "raise" themselves perfectly well. The Gamekeepers you refer to as "idiots" are very seldom so. They're highly skilled men, who select the beasts to be culled. Then wealthy people, mostly foreigners, including many Americans, get dressed up in expensive 19thC tweed fancy dress, lie around for hours on a hillside in the wind and rain for the privelage of killing one or two deer. They pay thousands of pounds for this strange pleasure.
(That's lots and lots of dollars btw)
And you think we're stupid!

Nothing wrong in being stupid. It's the bragging about it that amuses/irritates the rest of us.
Try taking some performance enhancing isotonic pizzle juice. Might lift your game.....so to speak.
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Barbarac,

Idaho USA 21/08/2008 17:06:33
What bilge! !
Never under estimate the male libido. He will do anything to excuse his non up standing performance. He needs all the help he can get.

He will believe in anything if it will enhance? his male performance.
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2dogs in D.C.,

21/08/2008 17:29:44
#20-BW-Are yousure it's not Pan sizzle the pizzle?
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Waspy100,

21/08/2008 17:52:30
Never needed anything to attract me to my wife.
Bit ulike #7 Carlie who stays on his computer till 2.30 in the morning while his DYW is snugged up in bed and glad probably.
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Kitti Kat,

Newtown Square 21/08/2008 18:42:44
Where is PETA? I wll NEVER eat Chinese food again!!! ANd, a pox on the gamekeepers who supply the Chinese with deer parts of ANY kind. Just shows how brutal and cheating the Chinese are. Who else would take a little girl, have her sing, then say she isn't "cute" enough for the public. The more I learn about the Chinese, the less respect I have for them . AND, the Scots who supply them due to greed, etc.
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McCanuck,

cape breton,ca 21/08/2008 19:26:25
Pizzles??? I take it we mean testicles, but where does pizzles come from? Sounds like something you bake in haggis.:P
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Uilleam,

Alexandria 21/08/2008 19:49:06
"Deputations of Chinese Pizzle Traders have been visiting the Highlands" ...

Really, they couldn't make that up, could they?
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Tom in Belmont,

Belmont 21/08/2008 19:59:28
Could we call them the "deer old men"?
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Jock Tamson,

Scotland, Caledonia, Alba 21/08/2008 20:06:50
The Scotsman Crossword Pizzle begins with 2 across and 1 up - unless it is 1 down.

Did you know that FMC in Perth (slaughterhouse) sent all its beef pizzles to Inverness a good few years ago? Maybe they still do. Aparently the wìlly (guess which word the po faced automaton has cencored)stretched over a table.

Anyway, yon recipe from earlier on mentions a pound of deer pizzle. Wonder if that is one bit or not?
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Jock Tamson,

Scotland, Caledonia, Alba 21/08/2008 20:10:53
Translated from German: How often the Chinese to Scotland, for their Pizzle, travel to come.
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Caora Dubh,

Croit sheasgair 21/08/2008 20:14:37
By supporting the superstitious use of animal parts Scottish gamekeepers are helping to destroy the last African rhinoceroses in Africa, Bengal tigers, snow leopards, Himalayan bears and other creatures. Chinese consumers have been responsible for placing many creatures on the Red List. Last year a shellfish called "abalone" became officially endangered, mostly due to Chinese consumption. The Chinese from both Taiwan and the People's Republic have been responsible for huge numbers of sharks that have been finned and then thrown back into the water to die. They have raped the east coast of Africa and the Indonesian islands for sea cucumbers, and along with Indonesians they have surreptitiously been plundering Australia's north coast. The Australian authorities often stumble across the campsites of illegal fishermen on their north coast, which is extremely long and difficult to protect. Scotland should export venison by all means, but never animal parts for superstitious use. The UK should outlaw such exports altogether, otherwise the issue becomes extremely muddled in the minds of foreigners.
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Caora Dubh,

Croit sheasgair 21/08/2008 20:18:00
Pizzle exports must stop, because it tends to justify trade for the superstitious use of animal parts, many of which are very seriously endangered.
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Jock Tamson,

Scotland, Caledonia, Alba 21/08/2008 21:04:00
Get a life, Caora Dubh @56 &57. If the whole animal is not used then we are wasteful humans. Most of what we will not eat goes into pet food. If we can get a premium for selling to Chinese superstition then so be it.

Go preach to another country.
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Conan the Librarian™,

21/08/2008 21:40:51
The pic reminds me of a weel kent Scottish soup producer.

They could start a new line. Cocka deerie.
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Jock Tamson,

Scotland, Caledonia, Alba 21/08/2008 22:25:14
Or, 59 Conan, Leak a Cockie
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Angus,

Alexandria 21/08/2008 22:25:21
Culling deer for whatever reason doesn't work to reduce numbers. It actually increases the population by increasing the fecundity of those left with better resourecs.

China should stop importing pizzle if they are seriously interested in reducing their human population.
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Horrible Cankers @Cyber Shebeen,

21/08/2008 22:31:15
56....Absolutely correct...and China is now looking to farm tigers solely for the consumption of the pecker by chinese men....it is unjustifiable and ridiculous that it is continuing but then again thousands of years of superstition are not going to die out overnight...people should be made aware what to look out for if they are purchasing chinese medicines...the items that are banned...then again I have no doubt they will all be under the counter...

If you condone the killing of an animal...particularly those from an endangered species and for old wives tales, then you need to raise your awareness and get a life...
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Horrible Cankers @Cyber Shebeen,

21/08/2008 22:32:08
Good grief they do not even allow you to say p.e.n.i.s!
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Eye glass,

Derby 21/08/2008 23:07:51
Tye fact is that China is proud of its middle schools where biology is taught. The trouble lies in how modernity has come so recently to China, and China cannot yet afford modern health care for all. Therefore the authorities fall back on allowing folk medicine of which this horrible superstition is one example.
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Gunga Din,

22/08/2008 08:04:45
#29 and #38
I had one of these Viagra biscuits last week , a wee piece got stuck in my throat - I had a stiff neck for days.

 

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