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Convent vigil for dumped lover



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Published Date: 05 September 2008
AN ITALIAN man whose girlfriend left him to be a nun is holding a vigil outside the convent where she is staying in an effort to get her to reconsider.
The man, who has not been named, travelled from the 20-year-olds' home town of Alassio, on the Italian Riviera, to Montecassino Abbey, south of Rome.

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  • Last Updated: 04 September 2008 10:07 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
 
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Guga II,

Rockall 05/09/2008 11:12:56
This reminds me of that joke:

7 kinds of sex

1. Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

2. Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

3. Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

4. Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

5. Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

6. Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least ..

7. Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy your self.

 

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